theproblematicblogger:

Liberals continue scratching their head in befuddlement at how a cunning populist with mountains of baggage was able to shift the country to the right and they eventually land on racism as the culprit. Brilliant.

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

guys PLEASE do not start being like “fuck joe biden basically won the nomination” he LITERALLY did not. a candidate needs nearly two thousand delegates to win. biden currently has about 3 hundred and bernie has about 2 hundred. it’s literally still anyone’s game. the majority of states have yet to have their primary yet. chill

final super tuesday results and they’re literally 65 DELEGATES apart. not even 100. in a race where not even a quarter of the delegates have been pledged.

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

officialunitedstates:

they-called-me-the-hyacinth-girl:

rank-sentimentalist:

aceofsquiddles:

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

@ninablount, @captainbooksnob, @they-called-me-the-hyacinth-girl, and @alice-quinn-at-oxford

It’s a handy unit of surveying for the math impaired (like me). You can halve a square mile (“section”) seven times and get 640 acres. Midwest girls know some things.

this is the most useless thing someone’s ever added to my posts in the entire 10 years of this blog’s history

thebootydiaries:

wongbal:

this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen

the-andromeda-files:

beep-beepster:

ethantheheffalump:

chuckle-voodooz:

charlesoberonn:

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

Haha ugly People bad

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